Hi there;-)

Ok, so I haven't written in a lonnnnggg time...nothiing really to mention until lately.

We have been staying/helping our good friends and family out so we pushed Penis or Plastic and any shooting back a little.

Well now it's time to move.  I'll leave it at that. On good terms.

Seth n I found a new place to live and we are pretty excited about it.  It's further away, about 30 minutes away in good traffic.

So once we get settled in we are looking forward to started Penis or Plastic up again and do shoots;-)

On a not so cool note, Seth went into the ER 2 or 3 weeks ago for colitis (sp?), he is better now, thank God;-)  I went in to the ER last week.  I have a very TINY Kidney stone.  It hurt enough overnight to actually do something about it cuz neither of us like hospitals or needles.  Anyway, it's all good.  In a strange way I'm just glad we went cuz it had been an annoying thing for the past year or more. Basically, I apparently have had this issue a couple of years now I just didn't know what it was. I would pass tiny stones all the time. lol doesn't help that I have been drinking alot..so I'm not drinking as much as I use to.  The thing was I would feel better when i drank, make sense?  Now i'm drinking more cranberry juice (not cocktail kind).

So theres alot going on right now and just getting through the move is what we are looking forward to! lol no one likes to move and we have done so much moving lately...just want to settle down.  luckily we don't have alot of stuff;-)

Since the house will be ready for us to move in by tomorrow, we are packing now so we can move in on Thurs.  This also helps Bud Deeler and Mary Jane cuz they are moving out also (different place) and that way we aren't moving out at the same time;-P

*ahhh, sigh*

So that's what's going on;-)

And before I end this journal, I want to mention this just because the last straw was last night...Some of you reading this know that I do two private 1 on 1 sites at once. 

It seems that you guys think or treat theRude private 1 on 1's like a group show...or that cuz you didn't have an orgasm in my group show, you can come to my Rude private free lobby and just finish business there.  PLEASE keep in mind that I"M there for private 1 on 1's, not freebies.  You are more than welcome to be there to chat (i don't mean cyber) so don't be disrespectful or take advantage of me being there just cuz i'm nice.  I am not afraid to kick/ban;-) This has gone on FAR tooo long so I had to get that off my chest.

It's one thing if you are a fan/member and just want to chat andhang out with me...but to tell me u have 'blueballs' etc...anyway, u got my point.

It just seems to be getting worse and worse each week.

Ok I'll write more once we are moved;-))

xoxox thanks for reading my long -winded journal;-P

Alanna

Current Mood: crazy

Hi everyone!

REally spank me hard cuz I haven't written in ages;-( 

Life has been busy with puppy Phoebe and Jelly our parrot;-) Phoebe is now about 8

months and is growing so much! The house we moved into luckily has a doggie door so

that really has helped with the potty training. 

Jelly and Phoebe get along now as much as a dog and a bird can;-P  PHoebe is a very

curious puppy and lol not the brightest...we all say this with love.  You will tell her

something over and over again and she just doesn't get it sometimes;-P  We have a

saying here when she does something off the wall or doesn't understand something 'you

are lucky you are cute';-)  She loves the camera lol...the minute you start taking a

picture, she will seriously pose..as best as a puppy can.;-P 

We haven't shot much lately because our living conditions aren't open to alot of

shooting, at least right now.  I know that sounds very vague but we do want to shoot

stuff and we do want to bring Penis or Plastic back!;-(

What else is going on? I've been doing private camz and Rude privates (at the same

time) and enjoying it;-)  I got the Hitachi wand!(a gift from a member, ty!)  I'm so

excited not only cuz now I understand what all the females on different sites have been

going on and on about but the orgasms are the best...not as great as the real thing

though.;-)

I got a really awesome silver/blk bra/thong...the bra is so different...it's low cut underwire

bra so the boobs show...however, theres this blk lacey (and ribbon) that is sewn on

both sides of the bra so that the lacey goes right across the boobs. I have to be

careful about it though in the free area for private 1 on 1's;-P

I also got a pink booty shorts w/'superslut' on them;-)  I never really felt

comfortable in booty shorts but these feel really good!

That is it for now, I'll try to write more sooner than I did this time;-P  *I have Adam Lamberts version of 'Mad World' in my head'

xoox Alanna

Current Mood: cheerful

Hi all;-)   Keeping you updated on things here!;-)

We had a friend from Michigan visit for 2 weeks... we had a great time;-)  Two days after he left, we had more guests/good friends for a couple more days. Cathy n Peter and Oasis n Lance (just for a night) so us girls did a real fun g/g/g shoot;-)  We did some strap-on fun and then Oasis n I took turns fisting Cathy, WOW!  I mean I have done it before but each time is wow lol

Then Friday night Cathy n I did a gangbang at our home...we had like 15 guys confirmed and only 5 showed up, go figure;-P

The gangbang went well-;-)  Cathy n I shared some guys while she did a dbl vag...creampies for her, facials for me;-) 

Can't wait to show the video on the site;-)

And now for the bigger news!!  Seth got me a puppy for my birthday;-)))  (his bday is April 2nd while mine is the 3rd) Her name is Phoebe, she's 4 1/2 months old and a Bichon Frise.  She's really well mannered too!  As I type this Seth is teaching her to sit and beg, she learns quick;-)

We have learned she is a bit afraid of the TV (well our big TV)  but loves outdoors!  We took her over to our good friends Bud Deeler and Mary Janes and she loved just hanging out outside.  She found some bones to chew on (they have a Jack Russel named Sadie) so she was having a blast. ;-)

Other than that, we are enjoying the calming down bit after the visits from our friends;-)  OH! I got a bunch of toys and new outfits so I will be using them for shows! (Thank you Earl!!)

I'll write more later;-) 

Happy Monday xoxoox

Alanna

Current Mood: cheerful

Wow, what a week.  Wednesday morning was very exciting because well we watched themotorcade go by;-)  The President was visiting Dobson High so we watched him on TV and then Seth suggested we try and see if we can see anything or even him;-P We saw the motorcade which was very exciting (took pictures) so that was a good morning. 

However, my excitement crossed over into my hair appointment.  I get wierd sometimes and it causes me to act careless...so basically I wasn't listening very well and now have darker hair than blond hair;-( I'm really upset with myself but I know it won't last tooo long.  I know they couldn't change it now because my hair may just fall out.  So I have to wait a cpl of weeks for it to grow out a little (as if you'll even notice cuz my original hair color is just about how she dyed it..how ironic is that?) so I can go back and get it blonder, damnit!  I miss my blond hair;-(  Serves me right for NOT listening and letting her do her thing. 

So anyway, been a wierd week.  Thank God it's Friday!

Today, a friend who we have lost touch with called! Torn of Katvixen and Torn!;-)  So happy we got to chat with him!  The last time we talked to them was back 5 yrs ago? When we lived in Michigan still.  They live in Portland now and are so happy to live there. 

We got alot coming up in the next month or two...we have a friend visiting who will be on Penis or Plastic.  Then we have another friend from Michigan visiting...and then Cathy n Peter visiting lol. I'm forgetting someone, I just know it.  We'll be shooting stuff with Cathy n Peter so very excited!!

That's it for now, I'm afraid.

It's a beautiful sunny day here in Phoenix xoox

xoxo Alanna
 

Current Mood: content

Hi all,

Seth N I really hated to cancel tonights show but everyone seems to be sick here. (Seth is feeling better, the bronchitis isn't completely gone) The show will resume next weekend, Sat Feb 14th which happens to be Valentines Day.  I'm sure we'll do something special for that day. 

Seth n I aren't big Valentines celebrators....it's just another day for the card companies to make more money.  You can always show your loved one that you love them!;-)  That's why we have anniversaries too hehe

I have been in a dull mood lately....just the past couple of days.  I don't know what my deal is.

I did a fun themed free Group show Thursday afternoon...a foot show with my squirting toy!  It was alot of fun!!  I now have found thanks to a request in a private 1 on 1, that using babyoil on the feet  (to start off,  showing off the feet upclose to the camera and slowly rubbing the babyoil into the soles) feels SOOOO good.  Holy cow! ;-)
I mean I'm no feet person, I'm OPEN to that fetish but that felt SOOO good, I got turned on! lol

Then once the feet were feeling good and oiled up, my feet worked the squirting toy hehehe mmmmm.  It felt alot better than with dry feet;-P   I'm learning things alot with feet n toys so it is fun!

Finally, ohhh the squirting toy shot its load all over my toes! Oh that's my favorite part, feeling the 'cum' ooze between my toes...awesome feeling!!  *anyone need a cigarette now?*  Oh btw, the liquid inside the squirting toy is diluted yogurt.  I could feel the questions lol.

If you guys or girls have any requests or suggestions, please oh please either post them here or email me;-) 

Thanks and have a wonderful weekend!

xoxoxo Alanna

Current Mood: blah

Hiiii;-) I wanted to keep ya'll updated on what's going on!

First, we have a great contest going right now for the site.  If you join between well January 27th now until 6 pm ET on Superbowl Sunday and the Cardinals win, we'll DOUBLE your membership! So if you sign up for a month, you'll get a month free! A year? get a year free! (except for trial membership) And if they lose, well you'll be a member of a great site that's been around for 8 yrs now! hehe

Although we have lived in Michigan and still fans of teams there, we have grown to love  Arizona teams.;-)

Second note...I have been working out now for over 2 weeks with 1 break and that's only cuz friends came over and it turned into a drinking thing;-P Can't drink when you are working out...all drunk and tryiing to work out doesn't work;-P

I also have been eating better. So far so good!  I haven't even wanted to eat any carbs or bad stuff.  I know me, one day I don't go to the gym, I'll lose that 'habit' feeling.  Twenty-two days is the key!

Penis or Plastic is still going strong! We are having our Superbowl themed show this Saturday and can't wait! woohoo!

That's it for now, unfortunately...we are both working just about everyday and staying strong with the sites;-)

xoxoxo Alanna

Current Mood: cheerful

The Cards are going to the Superbowl!!!!!  Beat Philly 32-25!  We are sooooo excited!! 

Hooray hooray!!!

I know i have written much lately but not a whole lot going on up until today lol

Seth n I are very excited about the Inauguration also!!!  This is going to be a fun week! wooohoooo!

Penis or Plastic is back now and going strong, having so much fun!!

Keep smiling and have fun!

Ok so I might have been drinking lol

xoxoo Alanna

Current Mood: bouncy

Seth n I just wanted wish everyone a safe, fun, and MUCH better  year, '09!!

xoxxoo live long and prosper!

Alanna n Seth

Current Mood: drunk

Hi all;-) Thought I should post what's going on with us!

The big thing is our wedding anniversary is coming up next Saturday, Dec 13th;-) (11 yrs!)   So we got to thinking that we will want to spend our anniversary having alone fun...that meant to not have Penis or Plastic that night.....which got us thinking more of how hard it will be to get guys over for the show once it grows closer to the Holidays...so we agreed to take the month off from the show.  ;-)

Meanwhile, it's so nice here in Phoenix while our friends Ireland and AR are cold in Canada;-(  (we miss you guys so much!)

The gas prices have gotten ALOT better here;-))) We are always checking!

I thought I would have more to say lol...guess not. 

We are staying busy and enjoying the new bars around Phoenix hehehe!

I want to say we are excited about the Holidays but we really aren't....I am sure some of you agree, the Holidays just get more depressing and expensive each year.  Our Holidays are spent being together and drinking alot;-)  xoox

Ok that's all i can't think of to say!;(

I'll write more later.

xooxox Alanna

Current Mood: chipper

Hi all!

I hope you all have a great weekend and more importantly a great Halloween!!  Seth n I LOVE Halloween! (more than Thanksgiving and Christmas) 

We aren't going to any parties....we have our obligated and FUN Penis or Plastic show tomorrow night! woohoo! 

I think the only news of late is that our good friends Ireland and AR moved this past weekend to Canada;-( It really happened. 
I got to tell ya, a few months back when they told us we thought 'well that figures, really cool and hot couple and they are moving'...but his boss kept putting it off month by month so all that time we were having fun with them, which made it harder for the move.

We helped them pack up their U haul Friday, they spent the night that night cuz of their carpet being cleaned.  They had a long day Saturday trying to get things finalized and spent the night again woohoo!;-)  So yeah we are missing our friends;-(  By the way it sounds, their trip to Canada isn't going so well.  I wish them the best there..they know;-) hehe

Anyway, I better stop and get this posted.

GO OBAMA!  We can't wait until Tuesday!!!

xooxox Alanna

Current Mood: content